If The Syndicates Exist logo
If the Syndicates don’t exist
Then who moves those NBA totals by six?
Do they move them for Kelso’s Lock ?
Do they move them for an opinion by Doc?

Do they fear Wagner’s awesome sweet 16 picks?
Do they cower at the sight of Edmund Slick?
Do they quake in their boots at a Jeff Allen Fix?
Stu Finer Bets millions, there the line sits

If the Syndicates are all in my mind
Why does your Man keep changing his line?
Would the line makers have to fiddle?
Would the bookmakers risk getting middled?

Your bookie may want to give you a tip
Play this instead, that game’s a stiff
A bookmaker telling me what to play?
When Hell freezes over, and not even that day

And those of you who like to follow the moves
Who do you thinks doing it… Ghouls?
Why can’t you get totals in the NBA?
Chuckie Sharpe, is standing in your way

Am I a handicapper so great
That all those winners I could fake?
And fool all my people too
By knowing which way the number would move

Remember those days, so old and so great?
You could bet Oral Roberts, and Idaho State
Who put a stop to all of that fun?
Billy Walters did it in "81"

Who were the Koshers and what did they do?
They lined their pockets, and mine too
Destroyed Bookmakers yearly, millions they’d take
Then they’d stop playing, at the all star break

The FBI once locked them up for stealing
I think the charge was casino reaming
The jury set the Computer Boys free
No crime was committed, but of winning they were guilty

Big C  is our latest and greatest find yet
Banging baseball game after game to death
Sammy is  ruling  the NFL
While Z is still God, in college football

So all you nay-sayers and doubters
Believe what you may
But my clients and I, have found a better way
We took "Cal" tonight, plus the 11
This afternoon "Iowa" took us to heaven
"Kansas" was a sure bet to cover the spread
"Kansas" we said, is about to be dead
"Penn State" is the side! All the services screamed
"Penn State" we said, is about to get creamed
As those ghostly professionals collected big
Thank god the squares are paying the vig
Maybe the Syndicates ARE nothing more than a myth
But If I were you, I wouldn’t bet on it
If I were you!
Brian's Gardener "Margie"
"Brian's Gardener"

 

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