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| If the Syndicates don’t exist Then who moves those NBA totals by six? Do they move them for Kelso’s Lock ? Do they move them for an opinion by Doc? Do they fear Wagner’s awesome sweet 16 picks? Do they cower at the sight of Edmund Slick? Do they quake in their boots at a Jeff Allen Fix? Stu Finer Bets millions, there the line sits If the Syndicates are all in my mind Why does your Man keep changing his line? Would the line makers have to fiddle? Would the bookmakers risk getting middled? Your bookie may want to give you a tip Play this instead, that game’s a stiff A bookmaker telling me what to play? When Hell freezes over, and not even that day And those of you who like to follow the moves Who do you thinks doing it… Ghouls? Why can’t you get early totals in the NBA? The Wiseguys of course, are standing in your way Am I a handicapper so great That all those winners I could fake? And fool all my people too By knowing which way the number would move? Remember those days, so old and so great? You could bet Oral Roberts, and Idaho State Who put a stop to all of that fun? Billy Walters did it in "81" Who were the Koshers and what did they do? They lined their pockets, and mine too Destroyed Bookmakers yearly, millions they’d take Then they’d stop playing, at the all star break The FBI once locked them up for stealing I think the charge was casino reaming The jury set the Computer Boys free No crime committed, but of winning? Guilty! BLADE is our latest and greatest find yet Banging game after game to bloody death ROCK is busy ruling the NFL While ZEUS is still God, in major league baseball So all you nay-sayers and doubters Believe what you may But my clients and I, have found a better way We took "Cal" tonight, plus the 11 This afternoon "Iowa" took us to heaven "Kansas" was a sure bet to cover the spread "Kansas" we said, is about to be dead "Penn State" is the side! All the services screamed "Penn State" we said, is about to get creamed As those ghostly professionals collected big Thank god the squares are paying the vig Maybe the Syndicates ARE nothing more than a myth But If I were you, I wouldn’t bet on it |
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