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is real. This story occurred on Melbourne radio and is transcribed verbatim
here. An FM station (who shall remain nameless) was holding a competition
where they call someone up and ask them three personal questions. Then
they ring the person’s spouse and ask the same three questions. If the
answers are the same, the couple wins a holiday to Bali. This is how
events unfolded...
DJ: Gidday its XXX-FM, do
you want to play the game?
Brian
(no relation): Yeah, sure.
DJ: O.K., Question 1
- When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
DJ: And how long did
it go for Brian?
Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.
DJ: 10 minutes? Good
one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
DJ: There's a holiday
to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
DJ: (and others in the
room - much laughter). Good one Brian,
now is it O.K. for us to call your wife?
Brian:
Yeah, alright.
DJ: Hi, Sharelle, how
are you?
Sharelle:
Hi. Good thanks.
DJ: (Explains competition
again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle:
Hi Brian.
Brian:
Hi Sharelle.
DJ: Now Sharelle, we're
going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you
give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian:
Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle:
O.K.
DJ: Sharelle, when was
the last time you had sex?
Sharelle:
Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle:
O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
DJ: Good, nice start
! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle?
Sharelle:
(giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
DJ: That's close enough
... Brian was just being a gentleman.
O.K. Sharelle, final
question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle:
Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
DJ: There's a trip to
Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway
just tell em.
Sharelle:
Ohhhh .... alright .... UP THE ASS!
Radio Silence:
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DJ: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live
here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle
the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.
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