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Spot The Fraud
By Brian
Mac
Every
year at this time the serious sports player finds himself deluged with
sports service advertisements promising the world on a silver platter.
How do you, the gambler, weed out the scamsters from the honest
handicappers? Well, it’s damn hard if you don’t know what to look
for. In my 22 years of gambling, I’ve learned a few things “the hard
way” and I’d like to share with you some of my methods of
“Spotting the Fraud”. My theory works on a simple principal. If a
company is willing to lie to you in their print advertisements, then
they’ll lie to you in person. You cannot trust them. Avoid any service
that does any of the following.
Any service
that advertises a winning percentage of over 64%, long term is LYING TO
YOU, stay away.
Whenever you see an add
for a 900 number selling Wise-guy Games, Syndicate Plays, or Late Money Moves,
quickly go to the bottom of the page, look for the small print that
tells you what time the 900 number is updated. If they post their
selections before 12 noon, and most of these greedy bastards will be up
and running by 9AM, then you’ve caught them. Gotcha! Anybody with real
“hotside” information would never post that early, because the smart
money usually comes in late.
Any Sports Service that
claims to have a network of scouts is full of giant globs of Weasel
Vomit.
Any selector who claims
to have information on a “fixed,” “control,” or “black
satchel” game is yanking your chain. History tells us that fixed games
do happen. We’ve all read about people who have gone to jail for
shaving points. Never in history has any sports service ever been
implicated in any such scam. What does that tell you? If the fix is
really in, the people who arranged it are busy betting and keeping their
mouths shut. A service selling a fix would be committing a serious
federal crime. Any sports service operator legitimately selling fixed
games would find himself wearing an orange jumpsuit with silver arm
bracelets in no time flat. Be
smart, avoid like the plague anyone who offers you a dirty game.
You’re about to get hosed.
If
you see the words “documented” in an ad, but nothing about who, if
anyone, did the documentation, be afraid, be very afraid.
Without exception avoid
those who claiming to offer “The Full Season Package ABSOLUTELY
FREE.” These are blatantly false ads. Don’t bother calling. It’s
all bullshit. Nothing is free. You’re just gonna get aggravated. In
fact, avoid any service that uses the phrase “absolutely free”
it’s generally big lie number one.
If
you respond to a big game promo from a printed ad, and no-one will talk
you unless you give them your phone number and or address, for god sakes
hang up. If you don’t you’ll be sorry. Boiler room scam artists will
hound you by phone until you are forced to change your number. Your
mailbox will be stuffed with garbage for years to come. Your mailman
will start to eyeball you in a peculiar way.
Then there’s the
postage test. Be wary of any selector offering game of the year
selections in a monthly or weekly schedule or flyer. Use your head. Look
at the postmark. Now add a minimum of 4-5 days needed to compose and get
the flyer printed. Write down the date. If the scamdicapper is selling
big game selections in the Big Dance before the match-ups are even
known, or a baseball “game of the month” before anyone knows who’s
pitching, you’ve done it. You’ve just spotted the fraud. I like to
go all the way to the last few pages of my bogus schedule to see who’s
selling his game of the century a month in advance. The entire team
could die in a plane crash or be suspended. How about weather? What
about injuries? No-one even has a clue what the line will be. Only one
thing is certain. These people are sure that you are very stupid. You are an idiot and you will
give them your money. That’s what they think of you. They call you a
fish. Surprise them, spot the fraud, be a shark and don’t call.
Avoid
any service that is just a little too anxious to recommend a particular
off shore bookmaker. Chances are he’s got his hand in two pockets. The
bookmaker is your enemy. He’s not supposed to know what you’re going
to play.
Trust your instincts.
If it smells like a rat, crawls like a rat, and looks like a rat, then
it’s probably not an elephant. If it seems too good to be true, it
probably is. If you purchase a season package from a tout service, they
should be willing give a guarantee, in writing, that no salesman will
ever call to sell special or additional games for more money. If they
won’t do it…run for the hills and keep your wallet in your pocket.
The
guys that call you up and say…”How have you been doing with your
games” are generally Boiler Room salesmen with holes in their shoes,
usually operating from Florida, while claiming to be out west. Unless
you are a fond of snake oil…stay away.
Any
Service claiming to be owned and operated by a has-been coach or athlete
is generally a front for a boiler room. This “Shill” took his money,
usually between 50 and 100 grand, and ran. The leaches in the basement
trade off “the name” so you, “the mark” will believe you’ll be
getting information from an NFL or college insider. What you’re really
getting is the shaft. Believe me.
I think you should give
anyone who says to you “How much can you move on a game” a piece of
your mind. As if we’re not talking about hard earned money here. If
they try to get you to bet over your head, they’re trying to hurt you.
Protect yourself. Don’t be afraid to tell these assholes off. The
single most important factor in learning
to play smart, is wagering within your means. If some evil bastard tries
to talk you into making some huge bet on one of his flea bag games,
don’t be afraid, let the prick have it. Both barrels. Any game can lose.
And finally, let’s
face it. The reason the bottom feeders of this industry continue to
prosper is greed. John Q Public wants to believe in fairy tales. He
doesn’t want to hear about winning results over time. He wants mortal
locks. He wants Cigar games. He wants a sure thing. And it doesn’t
exist. Don’t buy dreams. Dreams die hard. You’ll wind up living a
nightmare you can’t wake up from. Be smart. Watch your back, and
don’t fall prey again this year.
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