If you ever wager on sporting events, based on whether or not the game is on television, you may be a couch potato, but you're also a loser.

If you believe a man who says "I paid half a million to own this game" and that same man tells you he's betting 5 million on the game, but then offers to sell you the game for $25.00… If you buy it, then you're a gullible loser.

If you call up your bookmaker and say "What’s the line on team X?" When team X is the favorite, and the team you intend to play....ask your bookmaker what you are.

If you have ever uttered the words "I trust you" to a bookie… Then you’re a loser who doesn’t know who he’s dealing with.

If you ever mark a game down as a winner or "Count the money" before the game is over, and hit the sack. Then you're a loser who’s in for a rude awakening.

If you ever wake up, on the floor with a hang over, and can't remember what the hell you bet the night before. You’re a drunken loser.

If you believe a selector who tells you "you can bet everything you own" on this game....you're a homeless loser

If you pay 100 dollars for a game, and then bet 100 dollars on the game. You’re a loser who should have a serious talk with himself.

And finally, if you get a call right before game time, from a man who tells he hits 78 percent winners, and you don't ask him "Why are you wasting your time calling me... go bet your own games," then you just might, just maybe, its just possible that...you might be a loser