If You’re Not With Us You’re Losing
You might be a loser...
If you judge the value of a Sports Service by how much they charge, and then over-bet to justify those charges… you might be a loser.
If you ever wager on a sporting event based on whether it’s on TV or not, you are a couch potato… but you’re also a loser.
If your friends lock you in the bathroom and call you Mush… ask Robert De Niro what you are.
If you believe a man who says “I paid half a million to own this game” and that same man tells you he’s betting five million on the game, but then offers to sell you the game for $100… you’re a gullible loser.
If you have ever uttered the words “I trust you” to a bookie… then you’re a loser who doesn’t know who he’s dealing with.
If you ever wake up, on the floor with a hangover, and can’t remember what the Hell you bet the night before… you’re a drunken loser.
If you believe a selector who tells you “ you can bet everything you own on this game”… you’re a homeless loser.
If you pay 100 dollars for a game, and then bet 100 dollars on the game. You’re a loser who should have a serious talk with himself.
And finally, if you get a call right before game time, from a man who says he hits 78 percent winners, and you don’t ask him “Why are you wasting your time calling me… go bet your own games,” then you just might, just maybe…you might be a loser